PUBLICATIONS

MIGHT MESS AROUND AND CONFESS MY LOVE TO YOU IN THE POURING RAIN ON A COLD FALL NIGHT, 433 Magazine, November 15, 2020.

AS LONG AS I GOT YOU BY MY SIDE I’M NOT AFRAID OF ANY AMOEBA BECAUSE THE POWER OF LOVE IS TOTALLY STRONGER THAN THAT ISH, Windows Facing Windows Review, November 15, 2020.

WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT MY BUTT LOOKS LIKE HANK HILL’S BUTT I GET A LITTLE MAD BECAUSE THE TRUTH HURTS A LOT DAMMIT, Skyway Journal, November 10, 2020.

I’M ALL ABOUT THAT GTL LIFE: GYM TAN LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM (Pushcart Nom), Beir Bua, November 9, 2020.

I’M STILL PRETTY PROUD THAT I WAS ABLE TO TALK YOU OUTTA GETTING A PIKACHU FACE TATTOO WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK ON FOUR LOKO, Wordsmith Library, November 9, 2020.

CARAMEL CANDY CORN HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THAT GOOD BUT HERE I AM HUNCHED OVER THE KITCHEN SINK DEVOURING IT AT 2 IN THE MORNING LIKE A MADMAN, Wordsmith Library, October 24, 2020.

PARKS AND REC? MORE LIKE PARKS AND ZZZZZZ, AM I RIGHT?, Fanfare, October 22, 2020.

ON DENYING THE HORRIBLE REALITY OF BEING A CORPORATE PENCIL-PUSHER, Rejection Letters, September 17, 2020.

Five Poems, Unpublishable Zine, September 4, 2020.

THAT ONE EPISODE OF ROCKET POWER WITH TONY HAWK IS A VIBE, Tuff Poems, August 26, 2020.

AFTER MONTHS OF LOCKING MYSELF IN MY APARTMENT AND WATCHING NOTHING BUT RERUNS OF 90 DAY FIANCE I FINALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO ADMIT THAT NATURE IS HEALING, Fahmidan, September 8, 2020.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS DUMB BUT I HAVE THIS IDEA WHERE I COLD BREW SETH ROGEN’S LAUGH AND INJECT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VARICOSE VEINS, Wordsmith Library, September 8, 2020.

When I Told You That the Shining Book Is Actually Way Better Than the Movie You Rolled Your Eyes So Hard That I Got Scared, Fanfare, October 4, 2020.

When My Significant Other of Five Years Told Me That They Had Never Seen An Adam Sandler Movie My Head Nearly Exploded On The Spot, Riot Act, September 27, 2020.

OUR GUY FIERI DREAM, Poke, September 10, 2020.

RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE BLUE LIGHT EMANATING FROM YOUR SMARTPHONE CAN NOT ONLY RUIN YOUR EYES BUT IT CAN ALSO DISTORT YOUR SLEEPING PATTERNS MAKING IT HARDER TO PASS OUT AT NIGHT, Neuro Logical, August 14, 2020.

ON THE COUNT OF THREE LET’S SAY WHAT WE’RE BOTH THINKING ACTUALLY I’LL GO FIRST 1, 2, 3:, Clay Literary, August 9, 2020.

JASON X SHOULD’VE WON AN OSCAR, Screen25, August, 7, 2020.

AN ODE TO THE SUMMERTIME PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE, The Haven, August 4, 2020.

IF I DON’T GET A CLASSIC MILKSHAKE FROM SONIC RIGHT NOW I THINK I’M GONNA CRY, Lucky Pierre, August 1, 2020.

BLUE SHELL, Poem Shorts, August 1, 2020.

YES WE ALREADY KNOW THAT I HAVE A LOT OF FAULTS SUE ME, 433 Magazine, July 23, 2020.

I’VE NEVER MET A FRENCH FRY I DIDN’T LIKE BUT I CAN’T SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU, 433 Magazine, July 23, 2020.

DON’T JUDGE ME BUT I THINK I HAVE A SECRET CRUSH ON STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE POUNDS HIS BEER, The Rye Whiskey Review, July 10, 2020.

DR. EGGMAN KNOWS A LITTLE SECRET ABOUT SONIC, Electric Town Lit, June 28, 2020.

I LOVE THAT YOU LOVE ANIMALS AND I HOPE ONE DAY TO GET AS EXCITED AS YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE A PICTURE OF A PANDA ON THE COMPUTER, Hobart, June 22, 2020.

I HAD ANOTHER DREAM ABOUT YOU AND I THINK THIS ONE WAS A SAD ONE, Hobart, June 22, 2020.

GODZILLA, Seiren Quarterly, May 31, 2020.

OUR FAVORITE HALLOWEEN MOVIE IS THE ONE WHERE CASPER AND WENDY BECOME BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE NOBODY DIES AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, Literary Yard, March 18, 2020.

I RECENTLY STARTED TO LOVE MYSELF AND IT’S PRETTY GREAT, Dirty Chai Mag, February 16, 2016.

An Ode To y’All Can Have 90s Meg Ryan I’ve Moved On For Good Sorry, Oddball Magazine, January 20, 2016.

WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS AGAIN BECAUSE YOU HATE MY MUSTACHE (AND GUTS), Right Hand Pointing, 2016.

YOU TOLD ME I HAD A LOT TO LEARN WHEN IT COMES TO BEING ROMANTIC, Reality Beach, October 2016.

THE UNIVERSE IS FILLED WITH LOTS OF BAD PEOPLE BUT AT LEAST YOU’RE STILL HERE, Maudlin House, October 1, 2015.